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I am about to work this $10 million job as a professional athlete. And I'm going to show you the difference between this and getting paid $200,000 to be an astronaut. This is insane. Getting paid $100,000 to dig up real dinosaur bones. Oh, my God. And so many other jobs, starting with the lowest paying job I could find. Gold panning, that can make as little as $1 a year. But we're going to make millions. Statistically, not. Basically, gold panners put dirt in this mechanism, and with enough shaking and water, all of the gold is filtered out to the bottom. But it's not very easy because after 5 hours of searching, I was definitely not rich. Oh, boys. I found gold. How much is that little nugget worth? That is $0.02. Exactly my point. You could do this for a whole year and only make a dollar. But luckily for us, we're going to be working jobs that pay over $10 million per year. But first, let's see what it looks like to work a job that pays $100,000 per year. Digging up dinosaur bones for a museum. And yes, these are fake because they're all dead. So this is just one of our pits. - Are these actually dinosaur bones? - They are. I've been here 17 years. This is easily the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career. This is your thigh bone right here, and it's over four feet tall. For comparison, here's that dinosaur next to six Karls stacked on top of each other. Keep in mind, I'm six five. These are mini jackhammers, essentially. You're doing it. He has no idea what he's doing. No idea. Now, this may come as a surprise, but we are God awful at this. Be careful. It took us 5 hours to make any progress whatsoever. But even with us holding him back with the help of the expert, we were getting somewhere. This is easily the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career. - And you let me and Karl touch that? - Absolutely. What if we mess it up? Josh, how much does this weigh? Probably going to be 2-250. - Pounds? - Yep. Now, because this bone is so ancient, we have to cover it in a cast before we pick it up. Or else it could literally break in half. Let's hope it doesn't fall apart when we lift it. One, two, three. Yes, lightweight baby! Good job. This is the first time any humans have ever carried this bone. Just Youtubers carrying a dinosaur bone. Front of the table. One, two, lift. Watch your hand, Karl. And believe it or not, this dinosaur bone did find its way into a museum. But because museums are boring. Let's head over to the $200,000 job, astronaut training with NASA and my first mission. Learn to drive the official lunar rover. This is what will one day be on the moon? Yeah. This is how we're going to get around the surface of the moon. Why are they letting me drive this? Open the doors. How do I work this thing? - Push forward on a stick. - Right now? Yeah, go for it. Push forward. Jimmy, don't kill us. I'm scared. You good. Oh, this is amazing. - Go ahead and twist. - To the right? To the right or left, I don't care. Oh, my God. They're cars. Is this street legal? Street legal around here. Oh, this is amazing. Why are we driving sideways? I haven't figured out how to straight it yet. And even though I had no clue what I was doing I still managed to get us to NASA's lunar training yard, where the real test is going to be. Oh, we're offroading. Oh, God. Oh, it's getting bumpy. You're going to let me drive it down this hill? Is there seat belts in this thing? There's a seat belt we don't use right there. They've got seat belts they don't use, that's helpful Oh, that's way too steep. No way. Are we really going down? Can I get that seat belt now? Oh, my God. Wait, we're going down the hill sideways. Stop it, stop the car. Lift your hand so they can see I'm driving. He's actually… I'll get up and let Nick- No, sit there. - Do I go sideways in the crater? - Sure. Hold me, Karl. Hold me. Lannan, I'm just going to say it, you wouldn't survive on the moon. I reckon I could do it. Next in training, NASA showed me around their enormous space facility. This is the second largest pool on Earth, which, I'll be honest, just felt like they were flexing on, especially when they showed me the space suit. As far as anybody is concerned, once you try on a spacesuit, you're an astronaut. But of course, there was a catch. When you go on a spacewalk, do you have to wear a diaper? You're in the suit for 12 hours. There you go. Like an actual real adult diaper, Okay. So be careful. This is a space artifact. It's flown on the space shuttle several times. - So real astronauts have worn this. - Yes. Keep in mind that astronaut peed in this. Have you peed in this suit? I have not in the suit. Okay. When's the next mission? What are you doing a year from now? - I can make time. - Okay. And the final step of my training was the craziest thing I've ever done. They were going to let me touch the moon. No, no. Lean back into it because it weighs 9,000 pounds. This weighs 9,000 pounds. Nice This is the largest collection of moon rocks on display anywhere in the world. I can't believe they letting us do this. You realize, we're just a YouTube channel? Yeah. Oh, my God. These are just straight up on the moon. What are the odds you'll let me touch the Genesis Rock? Zero. Yesterday, we dug up a dinosaur fossils. I'm an expert in this kind of stuff. Can I touch it? - No. - I tried. This material here is actually lunar soil. No way bro. You're actually touching the moon right now. Oh, that's wild. So that tube has dirt from the moon and has not been open since it came back. And since you haven't checked, in theory, there could be an alien. Yes. Well, it would be the first from the moon. - Wait, you guys heard that? - From the moon? He said from the moon! And after we found out aliens are totally real, we head into the stratosphere for our next job where Karl and Nolan are going to fly a plane. - I've never flown a plane before. - We have no idea what we're doing. Welcome to the first day of flight training. I'm not joking, for the boys to somehow fly a real plane. All they have to do is land one time in this flight simulator All right, here we have our throttle. Pulling it back makes it go slower. Just like that. Oh. Oh, my God. And after Nolan crashed. Oh, God. And crash. And crash. You crashed the plane?! He eventually did land successfully, which, for whatever reason, gave him the keys to fly this real plane. Yo, I'm freaking out. Hey, if you can't do this, Nolan, please for love of God, let them know now. Oh, my God. I'm going to fly a plane. Oh, my God. All right, you ready to go? As ready as I'll ever be. - Full throttle. - Approaching 60. Kind of wobbly, but now, just pull back a little bit. We're taking off. - There you go. - Oh my God. Your life is in my hands. He's literally controlling this entire thing. Yes, he is, all by himself. Turbulence has never caused a crash, right? Oh, well. Watch this, I'm going to turn right. No. Turn right. Oh my God, we're sideways. I can't believe that I'm controlling this thing. All right, we're going to go over there in a minute, we're going to go back and land. Oh, my God. I forgot. That's the one thing, it's always a challenge for people. All right, I'm descending. My mental health is descending also. This is the part I crashed it every time in the simulator. Oh, God. We're going to land right there on top of that runway. Oh, my God. Wait, we're too close, right? Keep it pointed right down the middle. - Oh, my God. - Easy. Keep your hand on the throttle. You're going to wait to pull back. Just breathe. Here we go. We touched ground. - You did it, man. - I landed a plane. Oh my God. He said I couldn't do it, but we're still here. I was genuinely surprised the job that pays $1 million a year is hand modeling. But only if you're one of the highest paid hand models in the world. She makes five times the average salary of a doctor by letting people take photos of her hand and her resume is stacked. She's hand modeled for almost any brand you've ever heard of. Her hands are even insured for $1,000,000 per hand. I can't wait to see this in action. So to start us off, she examined our hands. I didn't know that today was going to be the day that I'd find new insecurities. Okay, so immediately I can see the nails need work. - Of course. - I agreed. Okay. Look how much hair is here compared to Karl’s. Can I get paid more for that? The skin texture might be better here with these two. Can you change me? I don't know if I can work miracles, but I haven't seen your hands yet, Jimmy. Your hands like glow. - That's crazy. - Why are your hands so glossy? I don't know. Are my finger structures good? Yeah, no they're very good actually. But again, we've got cuticle issues, skin issues here. But that can all be fixed. Our hands clearly needed work, so we had to prepare them to shoot, which was pretty easy for me and Karl. But for Lazar, not so much. Oh, God. Bro, you can make a rug out of all that hair. This hair has been with me my whole life, but you got to do what you got to do if you want to make a million dollars. And now that my hands are no longer disgusting, we're going to model for an actual magazine. And these photos are literally going to be shown on billboards all across America to promote these watches. - That's petrifying. - Yeah. No pressure. Okay. I mean, the watch looks good. I honestly thought this was going to be easy, but we were actually horrible at this. It looks like the watch is on a snake. Bro, this is so hard. Can I see the difference with you doing it? - What? - Unreal. The product looks better because your hand doesn't shake as much. and even though our photos weren't great, we still got them on billboards across the country. And now it was finally time for the job that pays $10 million per year. That's right. I'm about to literally join the NFL. This is literally my dream. And if you think this is all fake, here I am signing a real contract to become a literal player for the Buccaneers worth $10 million. It might say we're not going to pay it, but it at least says that dollar amount. No, no, focus on the dollar amount. And now it's official. Congratulations. So for the next 48 hours, I'm officially a player. You are officially a player. I promise I won't let you down. I promise he will let you down. By the end of my contract I'm going to be running out with the team on the field in front of 60,000 fans. First step is weight training. It might be too light, let's go up. Let's go up. Easy. I don't actually think they're paying me the 10 million. Easy! Easy! Are you a winner or are you a Falcon? Easy. Yeah! I notice they yell at you a lot when you're an NFL player. Can you set it to whatever the strongest player in your team does? I'm going to see if I can do one. He can do 12 of these? He's not a normal human. I would hate to be hit by him. - One more! - Yeah! - Football! - Easy! Come on. Why is the NFL so hard? How is this compared to their typical workouts? It's pretty pathetic. Hopefully the lightheadedness goes away. It will. You get used to it. Okay. Up next was my first practice at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers training facility. So naturally I met my coach. Hello MrBeast! I'm the coach. How you doing? Good! And my new teammates. Nice to meet you, man. My name's Shaq. My kids love you. I love your videos. the candy bars, the Karl Gummies. Oh really? Yeah! And my new teammates couldn't believe that I actually signed with the team, so I showed them my contract to prove it. This is the same one you guys signed? You got more money than me though. I ain't getting much But if you read it says "Unless it's canceled in 48 hours..." We're still going to cancel. Yeah. Look at the five. Y'all look at the parentheses for sure. Hey, you're official. Welcome to the team. - Thank you. My new teammates over here. - You got to work hard. These guys make us look like children. They're so big. Look at the size comparison. I'll be honest, I've never played football before, so they threw me on as kicker, which... I was terrible at. Mr. Beast, we need you out here! We got to get ready for tomorrow. You're right. You're right. You're. I'll QB. And since I've never played quarterback before either. I just threw it up as far as I could. That's touchdown. In case you didn't know, the team I just joined is the same team Tom Brady won the Super Bowl with, so I thought it'd be funny to surprise him. Oh, we got him, Tom. Oh, I almost got hit. TB, what's up baby? - What's up, TB? - What's up, bro? How my boys doing? I have a friend here who might literally die of happiness if you say hi to him. You can't do this to me. You can't do this to me. Lannan, I love you, bro. I'm dead. After that, our practice just devolved into shenanigans. Little man. - Tareq. - Too small, yeah. You could go back to filming. All right, guys. See y'all. Some people still have some questions about my two day contract.

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